1. manybodies:

    lightspeedsound:

    lunapics:

    theshells:

    I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

    ….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

    Hermione Granger also: 

    • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
    • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
    • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
    • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
    • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
    • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

    in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

    Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

    (Source: fallforwatsonmoved, via viria)

     
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  3. the-sad-little-fallen-angel:

    icyblueroses:

    ryancage:

    encyclopedophile:

    encyclopedophile:

    EVERY REBLOG

    EVERY SINGLE REBLOG

    WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK

    EVEREBLOG

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    I SWEAR

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    TO

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    FUCKING

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    FISH JESUS

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    DO ANY

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    OF YOU ACTUALLY 

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    REMEMBER

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    REBLOGGING THIS?

    247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH

    humor me

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    HOW THE FUCK…

    Thank you

    Seems interesting

    (Source: nonchalantcroissant, via percyjackson-thehero)

     

  4. fallalbomb:

    do you ever read headcanons or fanfiction and you’re like “this is really cute but also very out of character”

    (via littleweirdoalien)

     
  5. helloyoucreatives:

    You are never alone with a good book.

    (via theclassbookworm)

     
  6. viv-ha:

    aiya

    A-actually… D:

    (via percyjackson-thehero)

     

  7. princeowl:

    teabrittle:

    princeowl:

    why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

    yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

    what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

    When our house caught on fire , only half of it got burnt. The part that did was where my aunt and cousin and grandma lived. The part that didnt was where me and my family lived. When we got back to check the damage , our part of the house was fine … except for the broken glass from our front door and all of the rearranged stuff in our shelves and cabinets. All of our gadgets that were out in the open or in easy to open cabinets were stolen. Some of our stuff were in places that we would never put them in. These guys had enough time to go through our stuff and put things back in random places. They should have been doing their job and fighting the friggin fire. If they had , they might have saved more if our property (which btw, was my mother’s and her siblings house ever since they were kids and was the biggest legacy my garnpa had for them save for the business which was also based on that property). Im sorry but there is such a thing as corrupt firemen

    (via shinobu--chan)

     
  8. goldenfishradicals:

    Prayers to all of the people in that town. This is bullshit anyone is treated like this. It is fucking 2014 get ur shit together.

    "We all bleed red but whos blood is in the streets?"

    (via shinobu--chan)

     
  9. Only to be with you
    

    (Source: queergamora, via grrowlithe)

     
  10. strike-blade:

    mimisugars:

    30 Seconds - Tokyo Disney Resort 

    i actually cried watching this

    ive been looking for this

    Oh my gosh, this is the best D:

    (Source: disney-where-dreams-come-true, via hokona)